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There's so much I could say about lunchbox, but i'll make it fast.
and sexy.
during winnie the pooh's sock pilfering escapades, he came across this unique speciemin of humanity. pooh discovered lunchbox langushing in tokyo's red light district as a bum only able to afford an old microwave box. despite he criminal nature, the bear's heart went out to this pitiful child, and he took him under his wing (figurativly speaking. fantasy he may be, but pooh has no wings, and hence cannot fly. if pooh could fly, then why all the business with the balloon and mud? i thought not), and taught him the ways of the laundry rouge. lunchbox eventually surpassed his master and went on to train at wudan academy, high in the mountians of china. while training at the cursed springs of jusenkyo, lunchbox was unfortuante enough to fall into the "spring-of-drowned-foriegn-car" and from then on turned into a yugo whenever doused with cold water. despite this setback, he continuted his training until his skill eventually atracted high-profile outfits, such as the impossible mission force (or IMF). when confronted by the strong chin and tight buttocks of ethan hunt, lunchbox realized the previous error or his ways and vowed to become an honorable and contributing member of society during an emotional scene wherein his clothes exploded, but he miraculously did not end up in the buff. being a memeber of ben's pants is lunchbox's current cover. he is attempting to break up a mexiacan pronography ring that has kept business away from the us gouverment for some time. although this assignment originaly went against lunchbox's new clothes-less morals, he eventually agreed to help when offered a portion of all materials seized.
wasn't that a lovely tea-party.
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