that guy. with the thing. you know the one.

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fill me with your sweet lovin', small shire!

ok, update time. the guy no longer has a web site. acutally, it still exists but he hasn't done jack shit with it for about a year, so it's effectivly dead. whoop-dee-fuckin-do. so yeah... he's got an ad on yahoo personals, so if you know him (and you probably do if you're here) check it out. especially you ladies. and after you've finished oggling his handsome mug shot, dance. and i mean NOW.