ubertopher: the handy-man

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yeah, but you should have seen the look on her face...

the blond of our a-team. he always has drugs (the legal kind) and various other tools. he fixes things, sometimes, and is the only one of us with his driver's liscense(not any more!!(godamnit! i hate you all!)). bastard. i'll say one thing for the guy, he has a mean right hook. schnicketty schnicketty schnoing. Now this is one prepared brother. No matter what you need, it's a safe bet that he's carrying it. Shovel, ho, spade, trowel, gardenhose, bike pump, spare derailers, anything. And dont worry ladies, he never leaves home without a three-pack of crisping sleaves. whoo-AH.