whinner.

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humbug.

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Body, wanna feel my body, body, baby, such a thrill, my body
Body, wanna touch my body, body, baby, it's too much, my body
Body, check it out, my body, body, baby, don't you doubt, my body
Body, talking about my body, body, baby, checking out my body

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Heidi the crack fiend
does lots and lots of crack (sniff)
she does some crack
then does more crack
and then does some more crack (sniff)
heidi the crack fiend
does lots and lots of crack
she does some crack
then does more crack
then does a lot more crack. (sniff sniff)

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duff gardens, hhhooooorrrrrraaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! (thud).

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Well, hello. To all you diehard Brodie fans out there, i am happy to report that we are now offering a book entitled the collective works of Brodie. We are also offering a set of 8x11 inch head shots, as well as exclusive trading cards from his role as man without a face number #4 in the "Thomas Crown Affair". The entire package is priced to move at $19.95, plus S&H. We are also offering an exclusive Topher the White Shirpa action figure. It is brightly colored, made out of high grade plastic, and has a nifty kung-fu grip. Order now and you will also recieve a deluxe model authentic Topher shirpa hat. One size fits all. This package is a steal at $19.95, plus S&H. Seeing as all you ladies are getting really excited by my writing, and have probably already removed your shirts, i say that you all come over to my house for a wild sex party(Note: offer only applies to women who are hot). So Adieu, my screaming fans. I am loath to deprive you of your idle, but nothing lasts forever. If you would like an audio tape of my message, narrated by Charlton Heston, please send $19.95 plus S&H.

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i am iron man.

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