i.
am.
really.
tired.
and i don't know why. i'm too tired to type caps. ugh. oh well. it sucks that only three people can walk side-by-side on a sidewalk. it means one person has to walk behind. it's a metaphor for life. really.

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hello. I am sad to announce the disallusion of Brodie-Co. We started off with a grand idea: a full service woman-whoring buisness that would meet all the needs of it's clients and employees. It was a grand idea, but like so many great plans of the past fell through, never realizing it's full potential. It addition, i have realized that while pimping may seem cool, and my seem to be a lot of fun, in the end it is an empty and unfulfilling occupation. And so I must leave you. I am going to Mecca, to discover the awsome power of Allah. I urge all of you, my followers, to do the same. Let Allah into your hearts, submit to Allah's will, and at the day of judgement may he be merciful with your souls.(pause for dramatic effect)
Oh screw it. I'm not a Muslim. BRING ON THE LADIES!

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