well darn. i tried to put up a new design, but only ended up fucking things up so bad that i've had to revert to THIS. ugh. anyway, rest assured that this is only a TEMPORARY fix. i'll make the page pretty again as soon as i can.

in other news, i've been rather enjoying theatre camp. it's fun being in charge of people. :) heh heh heh. and i'm finaly trusted enough by the people in charge that they let me do important stuff sometimes. :) yeah! anyway, for anyone who's reading and wants to come, our shows are going to be on thursday the 19th, at 2:00 and 6:00. (yes, both of those are P.M., smartass). some come if you can!

ta-ta for now.

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well, it seems that brodie is the only one left. Lunchbox is gone for the rest of the week. He gets back, but Ubertopher is still gone for another week, and that is when the girl leaves. ya, it seems that with brodie in town i have so filled the gangsta quota that there can only be a certain number of thugs in town. As a result, all of those other suckas keep leaving. But never fear, the juggernaut of movie production grinds on, and as a result once the posse (pronounced poss-A) is back together in a few weeks, we will make some real progress. It more unfortunate news, Little Jimmy from the quickstop took advantage of Lunchbox's abscence to steal a great deal of Lunchbox's hoes. Appearantly he's not so little jimmy afterall. The remaining hoes are undergoing grief counseling, but without there fearless leader they are confused and demoralized. As a result, as president pro-tempor of Lunchbox's A-1 Ho Service, i must announce an emergency cessation of all hoing activities for the next two week period in order to regroup and restructure, as well as to recruit new replacements. In addition, efforts are underway to reclaim Little Jimmy's stolen hoes. As a result, profits will be down. As a result we must close two of our thirteen east-coast factories, and lay off four thousand workers in our west-coast opporation. This was a hard decision, but these are hard times. If you would like to help, please send any food/clothes to
P.O. box 9783
Knollbrook, CT
13547
If you would like to apply for a position, please call us at 753-6893. These are trying times, but with your support I believe we can make it through. Hopefully with his return, ben will point us in the right direction.

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just for clarification, the tasty morsel ubertopher is enjoying in his little picture up there is a smoldering peice of wood. as for WHY, it's a sort of "don't ask, don't tell" sort of thing. very hush-hush. so move along now.

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