HINTS AND TIPS
"EYE CONTACT

A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest."

sad, but true.

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here.
someday, perhaps, i will be able to write with the wit, intelligence, and insight that you will find, waiting, at the end of that link. but that day, i fear, is far from comming. hence, i link.
and whatever you do, don't ever, EVER play this game. if you so much as THINK about playing this game, i will hunt you down and beat you.
good night, and sweet dreams.

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fuxor.

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Life's a bitch and then you die. Unless you're dave navarro, then life's pretty damn sweet. You get to play with the Chili Peppers, date Carmen Electra (though that's really nothing to brag about. The only thing that makes her desirable is her tits, which aren't really even her own. With a little luck any guy could pull that off, and probably do one better by getting a girl with personality and all the other more preferable qualities that there are to be had in short-term mate.) You'd enjoy fabulous wealth, living better than most arabian princes. You have legions of girls lining up outside of your house who'd die of cardiac arrest were you to simply stick you hand out of your heavily tinted limo window. You'd have a lot of fans who think you're the best guy in the world, while the few people who see you for what you are (a money-grubbing lunatic) sit in shock as they wait for the fans to give them one good reason why you're in fact "the man". Then, probably at the age of three hundred and nine, you die. Poor Dave.

it should be noted that brodie's hatred od Dave Navarro is in fact only based on one song, and a few quotes in relation to his new solo album. The opinions of fans who brodie has talked to are inevitably better-informed, but brodie reserves his right to be a pretentious prejudiced ornary SOB. Oh yeah, fred durst sucks too. I'm not talking about the general sense, this time it's because of this emotional live performance by Aaron Lewis where he feels the need to shout "Hello Beloxi! Feeling those lighters." right in the middle of the song. ruined the whole fucking thing. Damn that durst. the contempt is shining through again, isn't it...

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