*sigh*
Once again, it falls to me to correct the glaring errors in the judgment, spelling, and mischief making of my honored compatriots.

To begin with, Jeremy, “shovanistic” is spelled “chauvinistic” (chau·vin·ism, n. 1. Militant devotion to and glorification of one's country; fanatical patriotism. 2.Prejudiced belief in the superiority of one's own gender, group, or kind: “the chauvinism . . . of making extraterrestrial life in our own image” (Henry S.F. Cooper, Jr.). ). Furthermore, in the sentence “Sorry to destroy your dreams Brodie but you are corrupting the wholesome image of The Pants,” You not only spelled Brodie incorrectly in the previous sentence (along with “by,” which should be “buy”), you also neglected to insert commas around “Brodie,” as is appropriate in this situation. A semi-colon should also be inserted after “special package.” The section should read thus: “Also, to anyone else who might read this, do not buy Brodie's "Special Package;" all you will get is an old shoe box full of packing peanuts and confetti. Sorry to destroy your dreams, Brodie, but you are corrupting the wholesome image of The Pants.” You also didn't post the message twice; you only thought you did. Dumbass.

And to Brodie, on the subject of SADD, “acronim” is spelled “acronym,” and SADD stands for “Students Against Drunk Driving.” I would imagine that this organization is similar to MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving).

If anyone needs me futher, I shall be busy treading the path alone.

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Sorry that I posted that last message twice, my computer was fucking with my head.

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Hey Brodie, on behalf of all the ladies out there, no matter what they look like, I would like to say that you are a perverted, sex-crazed, maniacal, shovanistic pig. But don't take this the wrong way, you are only mortal after all. Also I would like to add that sherpa is spelled with an "E," and I am insulted by your mistake. Also, to anyone else who might read this, do not by Bordie's "Special Package," all you will get is an old shoe box full of packing peanuts and confetti. Sorry to destroy your dreams Brodie but you are corrupting the wholesome image of The Pants.
By the way the previously mentioned "wholesome image of The Pants'" does not discurage promiscuous sex.

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If Jeremy reads this sight in the near future, `i would just like to say one thing: Jerry is on the way. Now, not to put any pressure on you, but we really do need the money as soon as possible. It would be really nice to get to actually making our films. That marley chick is looking over my shoulder, so i should go. What does the acronim SADD stand for? My love to all the ladies. I feel that the buzz is spreading, our ben's pants following is growing. The huddled masses are rising up and claiming their shared heritage! Arise, the revolution is at hand! snootch.

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fresh goes better with...*thumbs up*!!!

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