well today was a great day in the history of ubertopher

today i drove for the first time solo

*a tear comes to my eye*

it was so beautiful

*sniff*

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i am the ape man

i AM the ape man

i am the walrus (coo coo ca-choo)

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i am the ape man

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once again i have decided to share my words of wisdom
please remember that most of my stories/poetry/whatever is based on my true experiences

never complain about a place until you have walked a mile in it barefoot. Then you will have the blisters that are much more worth complaining about. And you may find a really cool place within the place you were complaining about in the start.

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:)

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well, looks like it's poetry time
Only this time there's a twist
lets see if you can find it

Die Affen sagen zu das Luffel
"Wie gehts mit du?"
Dann sagt das Luffel zu die Affen
"Ich bin gut aber ich habe keine Hirn."
Nach das die Affen sagt
"Wirklich? Aber wie machst du tinge machen?"
Zu dis die Luffel sagt
"Ich bin eine uberluffel!"

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god this is a vicious cycle.

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appearantly i'm wangtastic. good for me. cause i'm brodie. good old wangtastic brodie. good old hanger-on-cause-he-has-nothing-better-to-do-with-his-life-than-to-follow-around-his-friends wangtastic brodie. good old would-do-something-with-his-life-if-he-had-any-ambition-but-he-doesn't-and-it-drives-him-so-crazy-he-might-kill-himself-but-he-doesn't-even-have-enough-ambition-to-do-that-and-everyone-even-has-better-problems-than-him-compared-to-which-even-his-PROBLEMS-seem-pathetic-much-like-every-thing-else-in-his-life wangtastic brodie. good old brodie. beer cures all.

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what's the point? that seems to be the sixty-four thousand dollar question this week...

i wish i had the answer.

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Hello everyone. i'm mostly free of obligations. the weather is great. i should be feeling great. i wish that i could take all the problems off of my friends' shoulders and take them on myself. i see them in pain, and i feel helpless. i just wish there was something, some way...

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wohoo!! update! i added some wallpaper of me and brodie, and a conversation between me and me pretending to be brodie. enjoy.

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a little of everything. ;) I was hinting at something, and try to be philosophical, but mostly i was just trying to out-do brodie in terms of "deep" writing. do you really think my soul can use the internet?

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sory, i meant "hint" not hanit

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are you trying to hanit at something lunchie or are you just trying to sound deep and philosophical?

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well im in a really good mood today and i really don't know why

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you know how when a kitten is born, its eyes are so bright and full of wonder, everything is so new and wonderful to them. They are discovering new things every minute.

That's how i felt today, everything is just so amazing, it's impossible to comprehend all the wonders out there that are yet to be discovered.

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is it better to be happy because you believe a lie, or to be miserable becuase you know the truth?

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lot of new stuff. Damn it, uberwhatever, that last thing about horizons wasn't about anyone. I'll have you know that SHE asked me what it was about, probably because of your little comments afterwards. She still has the wrong idea. grrrrr...

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