yup, i got bored, so now there are even MORE updates. new conversation (yes, i got THAT bored), a new wallpaper for ubertopher and a new story about my haircut. enjoy their tasty goodness. or as largo might say, ph33r my lack of b33r. indeed.

i also just realized that drawing of me looks vaugly spanish. wierd...

and nice page, brodie. it's very pretty.

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also, the sean's cock thing was completely unnecessary

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well alison has made some major advances in being able to ride a bike...
but that wasn't what i was originaly going to say.

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damn... just forgot what i was gonna say

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hello everybody. damn it's late. for some ungodly reason, i decided to learn a bit about web page design. i started by finding an instructional site around eleven o clock, one thing led to another, long story short the culmination of my work is this. if you may happen to go to this site keep in mind three important things:
1)i had no idea what the fuck i was doing
2)i was semi-comotose at the time of construction
3)i generally suck at these kinds of things anyway, all excuses aside.
anyway, it's not like there's anything very interesting on there, just a bunch of text, some links to other sites, and a goofy little picture of me. if i at some point decide that i actually need my own webpage(not bloody likely), i may try to expand it to something that you wouldn't be ashamed to take home to your parents. it doesn't really matter all that much. i just figured that if i was going to waste this much of my time, i might as well tell someone. damn that page sucks...

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i puked this morning. it wasn't that much fun, and now the guys bathroom in the science wing smells funny. but i felt a little better afterwards. i also stayed home sick today, and mainly did nothing but watch anime. after i was done with that, i got really freaking bored, and made some more stuff for the site. joy. have a nice day.

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i wonder alot

why me?
why NOT me?
why can't i do it?
why not?
why have i been posting so much lately?

answers do not abound.

that was rather out there, and rather metaphorical. hence, crap. sorry.

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the rules of sean's cock:

First rule of Sean's Cock, you do not talk about Sean's Cock.

Second rule of Sean's Cock, you DO NOT talk about Sean's Cock.

Third rule of Sean's Cock, when someone say "stop" or goes limp, the cock is over.

Fourth rule of Sean's Cock, only two guys to a cock.

Fifth rule of Sean's Cock, one cock at a time.

Sixth rule of Sean's Cock, no shirt, no shoes (you mean i can't dress up my little guy?!).

Seventh rule of Sean's Cock, cocks go on as long as they have to.

Eighth and final rule of Sean's Cock, if this is your first night at Sean's Cock, you have to cock.

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ok, everythings fixed. we're happy now. you can even see the pretty pictures in netscape.

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har dee har har har. i've decided to ditch the pimping game, as well as the movie business. i'm keeping my soap-box derby hobby, but that is beside the point. Yes, i'm giving it all up. "To do what" you might ask? Well, after long deliberation, i have decided that piracy is the game for me. Yes, Brodie the Pirate. Of course I will need a crew, so you are all welcome to come, on the condition that anyone who disobey's my command will be shot then and there, and be tossed over board for the sharks. the pay will be split 70-30, i get seventy percent of all plunder, with the remainder to be divided among the crew. That's the long and the short of it. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life for me...

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update

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The Onion | 6 June 2001 Haggar Physicists Develop 'Quantum Slacks'
DALLAS-- At a press conference Monday, Haggar physicists announced the successful development of "Quantum Slacks," attractive, wrinkle-free pants that paradoxically behave like both formal and casual wear.

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and now, for one of our many adventures:

being the vigilantes of justice that we are, we noticed the dreadful situation in cody, WY recently, namely that the town's namesake (buffalo bill) is not burried there, but in the town of denver, CO. in an effort to write this horrible wrong, we undertook a perlious journey, fraught with peril, cold, lack of food, and ross perot. difficult it was, yet we preservered. and in the end, all was right. we have captured this historic event on film (well, not really, as it IS a digital camera), and are now prepared to give some rare footage from this incredible heist. to see the story, go here. you WON'T be disapointed.

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i've been a bit of a downer lately, and i'd just like to appologize for that. depressed people are no fun. so, with that in mind, something more fun!

i went and saw Titan I.C. tonight. it was an epic film created by several of my colleagues at high school about...something. i wasn't really sure. it had something to do with the titanic. anyway, it seemed really funny, but i couldn't hear half of it because the speakers in out auditorium suck ass. *sigh* i have, however, been one again inspired to create my own films! yes, that's right; i have once again gained new drive to go out there and DO SOMETHING! soon the film world will be resounding with the effects of my tremendous success. and of course i'll be helped by the two other guys on this site, as they're an integral part of the opperation as well. our next project is a biting parody of the german film "Run Lola Run" (or, in german, "Lola Rennt"), entitled "Run Skoubo Run." it follows the stunning exploits of Skoubo, and he runs around school in search of his lady love. a spectacualar tale of romance and adventure, "Run Skoubo Run" will be wholesome fun for the whole family. As the New York Times says, "It DRIPS with poignancy." comming soon from squatting turnip productions.

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