bonjour, et bienvenue a notre ete de bonfois et intoxication. bonfois.

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oh god... let it not be me...

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somebody needs a hot beef injection. i'm not sure who yet, but someone needs one, and they need it bad. and when i find em...i'm gonna bless them until they sweat cum and the back of their teeth hurt. the power of christ compells you!

...

god i'm bored.

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well it looks like once again i hav found myself in this corner of the internet we like to call home... or benspants... whichever works for you. these are good times shared by all, life is good. soon there will be better. and worse. but for now life is good. soon school will be out and we will be free for three months before returning to the monotonous routine of life we call school. we will miss our friends who were lucky enough to graduate this year, and appreciate the rest. this will be a truly triumphant summer lets enjoy it to its fullest...

I would like to conclude this post with the words of our role models:
be excellent, and
party on

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we went to graduation today. it rained. the rain was kind of fun for a while, until my hands started hurting, and my clothes were soaked enough to feel like lead. then it wasn't much fun. but i'm glad i went. it got to congradulate my senior friends, and hang out with a bunch of my pals. after that we walked home and sat around while they put on my clothes and took off their wet ones. so there you have it. the high point(s) of my day. hope you found it amusing.

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can i be a pirate too?

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lunchbox, your stupid fonts page doesn't open

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well well well, it looks as though it is once more my turn to share my wisdom with the world...
actually right now i can't think of anything so i will once more spew forth a collection of meaningless phrases in foreign languages...

wann du gehst zu die metzger, frag nicht "ich brauche einen luffel wurst."

msalimia tombili

now for some mixed langauges:
meine kaka ist le stupido

this completes the language lessons for today, i hope you have enjoyed

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if you're at all like me, i'm sure you ask yourself this question alot. the question being, what would brodie's last post look like if you translated it into portuguese and then back to english? well, wonder no more! i have, for your enjoyment, undertaken this herulean task, and give you, the translation!

acutally, i don't ask that alot, i just got bored, and started fucking around with babelfish, so it's partly to blame. really.

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three guesses as to what this site needs more of...i know what you're thinking, and it disgusts me. the correct answer is brodie. yes, a little bit of brodie will solve all your problems. in that spirit, we(and by we i mean me, seeing as i rarely consult with my associates before making outragious offers and claims) are offering our new and improved All-Purpose Brodie Tonic. We have taken the essence of brodie, bottled it, and are distributing it to the masses. This all-purpose tonic will cure baldness, pink eye, both upper and lower kidney infections, and every other malady you could possible think of*. it also serves as a mild anti-depressant, a first rate exfoliant, and in addition when mixed with Khalua it tastes just like doctor-pepper. You can find it at your local drug store, or you can buy it by mail-order. Send requests to:
P.O. box 9783
Knollbrook, CT
13547
Here at ben's pants, we value the input of our clients. Please mail us any comments or questions you might have. and remember: "whatever's got you down, a little BRODIE'll pick you up!"

*_{note-all-purpose brodie tonic will not cure baldness, pink eye, both upper and lower kidney infections, or any other malady.}

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